Jul 9, 2009

Holding it in......

I dunno if women go thru this... but sometimes, men have trouble holding in their farts when they pee. And sometimes, they let one rip.....
Just the other day, I walked into the toilet and found myself in the exact situation. If I was alone in the toilet, I wouldn't have had any qualms about doing the needful. Problem is, I wasn't!
One of the senior members of management, and I mean SENIOR, was happily draining the lizard. Just me, and him. So, in order to save myself the embarrasment, I held it in. And boy did I have to try hard.
Much to my surprise, I heard something. Yes, it was the undoubted "PPPRRRRAAAAAPPPPP". HE LET ONE RIP!!! HE F**KING DID!!
To be honest, I was tempted to fight back. But I was trying too hard to prevent myself from laughing my ass off, no pun intended, to remember that I needed to pass gas. But, yeah, someone else farted strangely put a smile on my face. And no, I'm not disturbed. Maybe slightly.

1 comments:

JC said...

Dude, that's just sick....

Wouldn't happen to smell of durian did it?? Haha!!

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